What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Are you a human?

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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womens rights

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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