() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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