Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Mike tyson

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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