A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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