- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

miley cyrus

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Michael Castillo is gay

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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