what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Halo < COD

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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