How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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american government

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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this girl died

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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