Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Yo daddy!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Win and Beau have no friends

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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