- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Welcome to die!

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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women's rights

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's up brah brah

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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