Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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hey guys what's up?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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