Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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