Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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