Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

I enjoy anal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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