- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

fart+fart=poop

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How did th-A fridge.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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