she wasn't 18

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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