You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Anti Joke

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