- Anti Joke

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

do you want to hear a joke?

what do u call a black man a black man

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

the asian kid gets an F