what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

the asian kid gets an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

do you want to hear a joke?

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

what do u call a black man a black man

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Woman's rights.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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