What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Stop being a centipede

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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