A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Hi my name is Jim

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FAP

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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