Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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