Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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penis

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Land Rovers

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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