- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

we all know sammi has a penis

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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