- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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