Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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