Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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im black

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Jews

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

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