i saw your mom, i said hi

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

? I hate niiggers ?

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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