Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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If you are my friend like it!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Bake until golden at 375

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poop

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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