What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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My butt!!!!

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Watch your lips.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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