Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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knock knock come in

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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