What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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NASCAR

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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