- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

I've got a dig bick

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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