A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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I've got a dig bick

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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the real mccoy

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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.....Carrot Top....

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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