Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Scientology.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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