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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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The game!

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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