Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Anti-joke.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Anagram.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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The game!

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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