Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Mitt Romney penis

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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19th amendment

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Anti Joke

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