- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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