- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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