How are you? Yes

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Penis.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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poo is yummy

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Sorry boss

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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penis hehehehe

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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