Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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