- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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