- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

whats your name? bumder:)

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