- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

fart+fart=poop