- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A snake walks into a bar

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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