- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

THE GAME

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Take my wife- to the store.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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