A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

fart+fart=poop

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A Frenchman stays and fights

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Ham sandwich

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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