- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Obamacare haters

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Women's rights

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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