Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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this girl died

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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space is fun

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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