this is gay

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

this girl died

space is fun

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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