Your mom.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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