- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

a man walks into horse bar

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Society.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

my mom raped yerr foot

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Matt Damon

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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