- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

raping black women

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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