What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Womens Rights.

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fkda

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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