What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Joey mayer's face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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man boobs

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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