- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

fart+fart=poop

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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