- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Knock Knock.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Like if you like big tits.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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