What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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