- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did he die? He was sick.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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