There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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