What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Republicans

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Why? Because!

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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