- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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