Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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guess what chicken butt

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whats really hot the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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