What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Cancer.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Are you Drew?

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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