How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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asian drivers.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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