- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

I have a crush on my dad.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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