why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Niki Minaj's ass

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JEWS

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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