What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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women playing football?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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