- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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