A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

black guy graduating high school

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Womens Rights.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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