- Anti Joke

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

My butt!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

i like tits

women's rights

Murder me once, shame on you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems