*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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