why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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