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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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