Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Knock knock. Death.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

mark is mark

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

A snake walks into a bar

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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