- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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