- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

My name is never spelt right so its all good

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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