"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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who smells? •Liam

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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