- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Seth stock has a large penis

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Worst joke ever

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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