- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

:O + :P = 69

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Watch your lips.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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