- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

fack me!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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