- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

dislike this...please.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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