yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

dislike this...please.

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

a retard lost...

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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