How many cows say moo? All of them

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Where's my shotgun

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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