what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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YOLO.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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My pet rock died.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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