GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Johnson stops eating

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Hi.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

( o Y o )

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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