Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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