a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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