how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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she wasn't 18

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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