What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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hello

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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