- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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