- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Yes.

How many dislikes can this get?

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What is the best part about football The scoring

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats your name? bumder:)

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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