roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Heartlight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Penis

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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what happens during a climax apples

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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