what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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verry nice how mUCH?

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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An asian without a future.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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