Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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want a balloon? yeah

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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