i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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My butt!!!!

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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