- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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