What did the fish say? Moo

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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womens rights to vote

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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