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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

who is awesome? no one...

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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