A new restaurant KKKcake

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

women's rights

Murder me once, shame on you.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

i like tits

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

My butt!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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