- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Cancer.

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