- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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