I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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