Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Reed is poopin

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Canida

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Leave her alone...

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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