- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

good one jess !!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

I'm gay. No homo.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Guess what? Holocaust

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Mitt Romney.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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