Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Six million.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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#scabbers

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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