Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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If you are my friend like it!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What's a small person? A midget

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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