What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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AVB

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Heartlight

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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