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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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