- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Women Driving.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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