- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the jew die Really...

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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