what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

whats better than 24................. 25

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

liam buchan is gay !

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

whats 2+2? 4

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Not Steve Jobs

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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