Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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women's rights

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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