- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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