Good boy

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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ginger

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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