Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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