- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Women.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Penis.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

want a balloon? yeah

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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