whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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