Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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