A disabled man walks into a bar.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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women playing football?

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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The 13th Amendment...

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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