A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Alex Eggbert

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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