A man with no legs walks into a bar.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Good boy

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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