- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Bake until golden at 375

?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Where is my tractor?

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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