Leave her alone...

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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