- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

knock knock who's there police

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

joe diragi makes paul look straight

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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