Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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1+1 =? Too

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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