- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

who farted your mother

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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