Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The BCS

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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