- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

A jew go out of a bar

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