- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What is a question?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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