Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What's up? A direction...

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Canida

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T-Dog scare me

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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