Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Anti Joke

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