- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Knock knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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