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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

I am on a escalator.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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