- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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