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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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