What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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