Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Doorbell salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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