What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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