What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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