Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Girls Basketball.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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ballsack

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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I hate blackniggers

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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