Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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space is fun

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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obama

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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