Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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asian drivers.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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