- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How did the girl die? 25.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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