- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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