- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

whats 2+2? 4

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

bitches be crafty.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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