Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Anti Joke

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