- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Romney 2012

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

I am on a escalator.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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