What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

knock knock

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Jared Gough is a slut

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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