...NO.

Turn around.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Shut the cork up!

Women

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

hi michael

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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