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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

The 13th Amendment...

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

This site is easy to upload to...

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A baby seal walks into a club...

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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