- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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