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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Farts smell bad!

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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