Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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