What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

ROSS G IS OBESE

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

LOL May Wong

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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