How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Farts smell bad!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How did the girl die? 25.

Anti-joke.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

my namew is jd

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

LOL May Wong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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