What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Take my wife- to the store.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Hashtag

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Black people. They are so kind.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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