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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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