Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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