- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

The WNBA

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Penis-Pump

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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