- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

women playing football?

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Your time.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

The game!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Republicans

Vagina ass.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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