Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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¿melano?

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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asparagus

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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#scabbers

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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