- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What does A duck smoke? Quack

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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