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Susie has Autism

Joay impistato is a fig

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

An iguana walks out of a bar

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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