why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Not Steve Jobs

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

bitches be crafty.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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