What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Wheelchair high jump

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My pet rock died.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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