- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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