I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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¿melano?

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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