Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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whats brown? poop.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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