What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Women's Rights.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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My butt!!!!

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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