Good boy

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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