Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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