- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

A blind man walks into a pole.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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