Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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The horse said "nay."

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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