- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

since when?

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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