Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Ham sandwich

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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