- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what do you call a black man named mike

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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