a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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