Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Anti Joke

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