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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

a person smokes weed... and gets high

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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