- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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