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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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