Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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