what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Reed is poopin

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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involved parents.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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