There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

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