Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Your mother is a man.

knock, knock. come in.

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