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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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