- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How did the girl die? 25.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

women outside of the kitchen

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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