- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

A Banana wrote this...

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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