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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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