- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Jared Gough is a slut

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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