- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

I can Nazi

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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