Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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what happens during a climax apples

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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