what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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