babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Hippopatomous!

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

The bird is not the word.... Its two

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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