Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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women outside of the kitchen

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