Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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